Trailer Trash Swag at the Google Store

I can't say I'm a regular at googlestore.com, but since it is Google's official retail outlet, the Googlist feels compelled to browse occasionally.

Most wares are the usual fare: mousepads, crummy logo tees, and silly briefcase bags for Googledrones. But the drab doesn't last for long! Google has rolled out what the Googlist is calling "trailer trash swag." The first installment in this vintagey collection is the Trailer Tee: a Threadless/emo-esque image of two lovers sitting in front of their parked RV in presumably plastic lawn chairs. The Bob looks over at his Bobette and drawls in his gravelly twang, hey, guess, what? "I'm feeling lucky!" Don't feel obliged to accessorize with the unmatching trucker hat.

More weird Google sh*t: Armwarmers. Vase speakers. Purse hooks. And my favorite: Goo.